In which Beeso and the Doc talk iFuckenOmnishambles, #BirmosBalls, Heeeeyyyy Hakarena, NRL teams at sixes and sevens, the #HaynePlane touches down, the Raiders' Commitment To Excrement, Blue Lions' Massive Attack (and suboptimal defence), stunting on camera, the Bunnies are cooked, tracking fatigue, AD dunks the sun, our code finals wrap, the bird is the word, when it's better not to travel hopefully, To The Football!, why niche is nice, and Wenger-Mourinho XII: This Time It's Personal, Like All The Other Times.

A reminder: in this week's episodes of #BALLS and #BALLSAfterDark we're running our #BirmosBalls Show Notes challenge. Retweet or re-Facebook-post a link to either episode with your own precis of the contents, like we do every episode, with the hashtag #BirmosBalls for a chance to win brand new explodey-goodness books by legendary Australian author John Birmingham. The best (not necessarily most factualist) show notes, as judged at the end of the week, win the goodies. Get amongst it.