BALLS.34 Ill-Advised Complete Overreactions To Tiny Sample Sizes NBA Preview

Scary Spurs dude is scary

Scary Spurs dude is scary

The Auld Firm of @Beeso and @DrYobbo are back together this week, after a very on-brand Quality Intro, to pour a little out for Grantland, ask what's next for ESPN apart from an inevitable decline into pointless obscurity, #BALLS For Sale, and our Ill-Advised Complete Overreactions To Tiny Sample Sizes NBA Preview, where we talk corporate cuddles, the #BALLS El Clasico, Magic Eye pictures are bad, the Magic are good, Steven Adams gets his stripes and the Spurs get Jaws, before we make our picks for the top eight finalists in the East and West based on feels, biases, bullshit and maybe two to three games' worth of actual evidence. Also this week: the ARU's backers fundamentally misunderstand how happiness insurance works, 101 things to do with a pipe cleaner, PINKBALLPOCALYPSE, Beeso fixes Test cricket (again), MotoGP's Italo-Spanish War, never finish on a fart joke, and riding bicycles off cliffs goes Next Level. Yes it's an extra long ep this week - the Doc recommends you take your time, not over-exert yourself, and make sure to consume plenty of fluids. Please also note that this episode of #BALLS contains no mention of the #HaynePlane, much like the 49ers' roster.