If you start playing our 2017 motorsport wrap episode with the Doc and @bernietb at 10:25:53pm on December 31, as the clock strikes midnight Jim Richards will call you and all your friends a pack of arseholes. Start your new year off right.
In which @beeso of Lantanaland and @DrYobbo of the World of Bollocks attempt to further the cause of human discourse by diluting the overall quality of white male contributions thereto. Is it a meta-satire of cliche-heavy sports punditry? Is it a subversion of generational stereotypes around music, media, pop culture and the atrophying effect of age? Is it just another pair of washed-up flogs with a podcast? NO. It's another pair of washed-up flogs with TWO podcasts...
#BALLS: Mostly sport, out every weekend. Think Roy and HG, with more booze and far, far worse takes. May contain #NBAfeels.
#BALLS After Dark: Mostly everything that's not sport, mostly harmless, out mid-week each week. Featuring our After Dark New Music Challenge, where we review two brand new albums and a well-aged classic each week.
In our final After Dark for the year: Honeymoon Disease, Warbly Jets, Aenima by Tool, year-in-review preview, the Ozzest 100 and disappointing legacies.
BALLS After Dark will be back in mid Jan with our 2017 Best Of episode, counting down our favourite albums of the year. Here's the full list of the 78 albums we reviewed in 2017.
Christmas day NBA preview, bouncer beatups, why rebel leagues always fail, Kobe's laundry gets hung up and shouts to Tim from Afghanistan.
Charly Bliss, Grande Royale (French for large quarter pounder), the Arctic Monkeys' debut, the Gallaghers' revenge, karaoke, cardboard drums, spy novels, hairy-arsed Northerns and Tasmanian whisky junkets. Links to Spotify playlists etc are in the Omny shownotes. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
Beeso is wrong about cricket, Thibs is wrong about basketball, Nike need their crayons taken off them, Ben Simmons gives no rucks and R-E-S-P-E-C-T: find out what it means to Mou.
White Reaper, Ben Folds Five, 2017 Wrapped on Spotify, the world's greatest American band, comedy pianists and thoughts and prayers with Adamhfoto and the Doc. https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
Have a sip of this Jack and mixer, watch the Lakers beat the Sixers with Adamhfoto and the Doc. Also: Legacy walks, frozen ping-pong balls, Shaun Marsh's undisputed greatness (until next test), Stop The Showboats and THE GAME OF THE YEAR (your mileage may vary.) Also on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
This week: Smarsh gets fiddy, Bancroft gets 'butted, Fiz gets fired, DRose gets gone, Eli gets benched, the FFA gets FIFAed and Beeso gets roasted. Also on itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
NSP 1 Beeso 0, Sydney stadia, picking Ange's replacement, bad NFL games, the week in NBA and HAVING A GREAT THANKSGIVING. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
The perils of extreme sport (and livestreaming), Cricket Australia's selection trials, the week in NBA and a nation of drunk first-year engineering students earns a lifelong enemy.
In which Beeso and the Doc return after the After Dark for some quick hits on Jurman sausages, the triumph of low expectations, New York Knicknames, being an enemy of joy, syphilis v chlamydia, bad hats, #TheWestIsTrash (now with statistical support!), Rookwatch, Earl Watson unplugged, WBA-Stoke goes international, Farce Ventura and the Peruvian Susie the Waitress. Back in full effect next week. iTunes: itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
Skepta, Cairo Knife Fight, classic Van Halen, elefant memories, new aesthetics and FODMAP diets. Playlist links in the Omny shownotes. Check us on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
The Doc on World Cup playoffs, Ellyse is elite, Ferrari chucking their toys again, NBA news and NFL owners are revolting. Back with Beeso in midweek.
Custard and the Darkness, classic No Doubt, a boomer with pink poodle hair lectures youths on how seriously they should be taking his music genre, CD-R mixtapes, balls of hot wax and theatresports with Alanis Morissette. Spotify links et al in the Omny shownotes. Noises and gurning also available on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376
Beeso's on self-inflicted-injured-reserve this week but the Doc still wants to tell you about the West being trash, the Mount Rushmore of NBA names, getting ejected for being punched in the head, the kings of New York, not wanting to be here, Jameer over there, reverting to type, captain's calls, Jacinda's Curse, more reverting to type, sack races and porcelain buses. Back next week with a real one. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/balls-with-beeso-dr-yobbo/id1209722376